Run a hosting empire.
Your customers are AI.

A browser-based tycoon where every angry customer, every weird ticket, every late-night panic is generated by a real LLM that remembers your past mistakes.

🤖 Real AI customers

Every customer is a Llama-powered NPC with memory. They remember when you screwed up the migration last week. They tell their friends.

⚡ Cloud-native gameplay

From a beige garage tower in 2002 to global edge by 2026. Real tech-tree, real decisions, no scripted nonsense.

🔥 Survive shifts

Real-time support shifts. 30 minutes. 10 angry tickets. One Karen. Will you refund or hold the line?